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spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

That last sentence.

lusheeheartfilia:

Nalu Week 
Day 1: Gift

I once knew a boy.He wasn't a prince, he was more like the dragons he fought against.He wasn't very bright, he managed to anger everyone we met.He wasn't a rich man, and he certainly couldn't buy me any gifts.But he protected me when I could no longer protect myself.He fought for me right down to his very last breath.And he gave me the greatest gift of all, his love,And a family.Credit quote to me
lusheeheartfilia:

Nalu Week 
Day 1: Gift

I once knew a boy.He wasn't a prince, he was more like the dragons he fought against.He wasn't very bright, he managed to anger everyone we met.He wasn't a rich man, and he certainly couldn't buy me any gifts.But he protected me when I could no longer protect myself.He fought for me right down to his very last breath.And he gave me the greatest gift of all, his love,And a family.Credit quote to me
lusheeheartfilia:

Nalu Week 
Day 1: Gift

I once knew a boy.He wasn't a prince, he was more like the dragons he fought against.He wasn't very bright, he managed to anger everyone we met.He wasn't a rich man, and he certainly couldn't buy me any gifts.But he protected me when I could no longer protect myself.He fought for me right down to his very last breath.And he gave me the greatest gift of all, his love,And a family.Credit quote to me
lusheeheartfilia:

Nalu Week 
Day 1: Gift

I once knew a boy.He wasn't a prince, he was more like the dragons he fought against.He wasn't very bright, he managed to anger everyone we met.He wasn't a rich man, and he certainly couldn't buy me any gifts.But he protected me when I could no longer protect myself.He fought for me right down to his very last breath.And he gave me the greatest gift of all, his love,And a family.Credit quote to me
lusheeheartfilia:

Nalu Week 
Day 1: Gift

I once knew a boy.He wasn't a prince, he was more like the dragons he fought against.He wasn't very bright, he managed to anger everyone we met.He wasn't a rich man, and he certainly couldn't buy me any gifts.But he protected me when I could no longer protect myself.He fought for me right down to his very last breath.And he gave me the greatest gift of all, his love,And a family.Credit quote to me
lusheeheartfilia:

Nalu Week 
Day 1: Gift

I once knew a boy.He wasn't a prince, he was more like the dragons he fought against.He wasn't very bright, he managed to anger everyone we met.He wasn't a rich man, and he certainly couldn't buy me any gifts.But he protected me when I could no longer protect myself.He fought for me right down to his very last breath.And he gave me the greatest gift of all, his love,And a family.Credit quote to me
lusheeheartfilia:

Nalu Week 
Day 1: Gift

I once knew a boy.He wasn't a prince, he was more like the dragons he fought against.He wasn't very bright, he managed to anger everyone we met.He wasn't a rich man, and he certainly couldn't buy me any gifts.But he protected me when I could no longer protect myself.He fought for me right down to his very last breath.And he gave me the greatest gift of all, his love,And a family.Credit quote to me
lusheeheartfilia:

Nalu Week 
Day 1: Gift

I once knew a boy.He wasn't a prince, he was more like the dragons he fought against.He wasn't very bright, he managed to anger everyone we met.He wasn't a rich man, and he certainly couldn't buy me any gifts.But he protected me when I could no longer protect myself.He fought for me right down to his very last breath.And he gave me the greatest gift of all, his love,And a family.Credit quote to me

lusheeheartfilia:

Nalu Week 

Day 1: Gift

I once knew a boy.
He wasn't a prince, he was more like the dragons he fought against.
He wasn't very bright, he managed to anger everyone we met.
He wasn't a rich man, and he certainly couldn't buy me any gifts.
But he protected me when I could no longer protect myself.
He fought for me right down to his very last breath.
And he gave me the greatest gift of all, his love,
And a family.
Credit quote to me

Jem Carstairs, Modern Day Mortal.

  • Jem:

    i am an excellent driver, tessa [taps gas pedal] n/Oo

  • Jem:

    I DO NOT NEED "THE ADVIL," TESSA I WAS A SILENT BROTHER, A MASTER HEALER, A BRINGER OF--[sneezes]--oF--[sneezes]

  • Jem:

    [passes out full-length robes to girls exiting a night club]

  • Jem:

    I AM 18 YEARS OR OLDER. I CAN PURCHASE A PILLOW-PET.

  • Jem:

    [watches every episode of downton abbey]

  • Jem:

    [turns on radio] "BUT YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL/MUST WANNA GET NASTY/THE WAY YOU GRAB ME" [rips radio out of console in blind panic]

  • Jem:

    *texting* hi testes its jem

  • Jem:

    oh dear i meant testicle

  • Jem:

    no i meant you testicle gray

  • Jem:

    TESSA GRAY

  • Jem:

    help me tesla

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